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Funky Monkey

Bar · Kowloon, Hong Kong · Scored September 10, 2026

Most guests asking around will not hear your name.

Google Maps rank
not ranked
AI answers
0 of 3
Google rating
4.5★ · 60
Nearby rank
#6 of 6
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AI answers8/25
Which assistant named you, per question
best in citynear me tonightspecial dinner
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named younamed a neighbour insteadneither
Named, by language of the question
English0/3
Cantonese (繁)0/3
Mandarin (简)0/3

Guests in Hong Kong ask in English, Cantonese and Mandarin. The score uses the English answers; the Chinese ones show your blind spots in the other languages.

Google presence8/20
Rating against the AI floor3.5 → 5.0
3.54.04.55.0floor 4.3
you 4.5nearby
Reviews3/10
Last 10 reviews by dateoldest → newest
51
RepliedNo reply
Bookability0/15
From Google
From your website
From Instagram
Social7/15
Instagram followers vs nearby
Funky Monkey2,423九龍城寨 (Bar & Res…not checked yetAVOCA6,108Library Restaur…7,300Qura Bar - Best…3,550Boticario Bar &…1,755
Posts per month vs nearby
Funky Monkey0.7九龍城寨 (Bar & Res…not checked yetAVOCA5.2Library Restaur…6.7Qura Bar - Best…not foundBoticario Bar &…not found
Website & SEO0/15

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Highest points first. Each one is something you or your team can do this month.

  1. Not named in any of 3 AI answers. When a guest asks an assistant for a place like yours, you are not in the conversation.AI answers
    +17 pts
  2. No reachable website.Website & SEO
    +15 pts
  3. No online booking path at all — every guest has to call or message.Bookability
    +6 pts
  4. Not in the first two pages of Google Maps for “Bar restaurant Tsim Sha Tsui Hong Kong”.Google presence
    +4 pts
  5. No reply to any of your last 10 reviews.Reviews
    +4 pts
  6. Barely posting (0.7 a month); last post 1 days ago — the account reads as dormant.Social
    +4 pts
  7. 60 Google reviews. Assistants favour listings with hundreds; ask every table.Google presence
    +3 pts
  8. No Reserve a table button on your Google listing — the most direct booking path there is.Google presence
    +3 pts

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Google presence and AI answers only — the dimensions we score for every venue.

#1
AVOCA4.9★ · 1,735 · AI 0/3
62
#2
Library Restaurant & Bar4.5★ · 348 · AI 0/3
60
#3
九龍城寨 (Bar & Restaurant)4.5★ · 111 · AI 0/3
58
#4
Boticario Bar & Grill4.4★ · 400 · AI 0/3
53
#5
Qura Bar - Best Restaurant Bar4.8★ · 68 · AI 0/3
44
#6
Funky Monkey · you4.5★ · 60 · AI 0/3
36

What the assistants said

The exact answers, with your name and your neighbours' names highlighted. This is what a guest reads.

Asked about you by name, Perplexity said:Named you
Funky Monkey in Hong Kong is a **Nepalese restaurant and cocktail bar**. Its menu is centered on Nepali dishes such as **momo**, **chatpate**, **Sekuwa**, and other Nepalese street-food and grill items, though some sources also describe a broader mix that includes pizza, pasta, and Western-style bar food.[3][4][9][17] Its **Jordan** location is on **Wai Ching Street in Jordan, Kowloon**, which places it in the *Jordan / Kowloon* neighbourhood near Austin Station; sources also note additional branches in **Tsim Sha Tsui** and **Tung Chung**.[1][3][7][11][17] On **reservations**, I could not verify a definitive reservation policy from the search results. The results show hours and menus, but none clearly state whether tables must be booked or whether reservations are accepted.[1][3][4][5][13]
DeepSeekDidn't name you
Asked: “What are the best Bar restaurants in Hong Kong? Give me a ranked list of 5 with the restaurant names.”
Here is a ranked list of the 5 best bar restaurants in Hong Kong, considering ambiance, cocktail quality, food, and overall experience: 1. **The Aubrey** (Central) - *Why it ranks #1:* Stunning Japanese-inspired interiors with sweeping views of Victoria Harbour. Exceptional cocktails and an izakaya-style menu that rivals top standalone restaurants. A perfect blend of high-energy bar and serious dining. 2. **Stockton** (Central) - *Why it ranks #2:* A moody, intimate speakeasy with a vintage London club vibe. Renowned for its classic and creative cocktails paired with a surprisingly solid British-European comfort food menu (think truffle mac & cheese and steak frites). 3. **Duddell’s** (Central) - *Why it ranks #3:* A sophisticated venue that seamlessly merges a fine dining Cantonese restaurant with a chic, art-filled bar. The drinks are inventive, and the dim sum and roast meats are among the best in the city. Ideal for a more refined, quieter evening. 4. **Sevva** (Central, temporarily closed but iconic – note: check current status) - *Why it ranks #4:* (Historically) Offers the most dramatic rooftop views in Hong Kong. The bar bites and desserts are excellent, and the cocktails are classic. It’s a landmark venue for a celebratory evening, though its future status is pending relocation. 5. **Dr. Fern’s Gin Parlour** (Central) - *Why it ranks #5:* A whimsical, Victorian-themed gin palace with an incredible selection of over 300 gins. The food is creative British-Asian fusion (like gin-cured salmon), and the atmosphere is lively and playful, making it a unique and fun destination.
DeepSeekDidn't name you
Asked: “I'm in Tsim Sha Tsui, Hong Kong tonight. Recommend 5 Bar restaurants nearby. Names only, one per line.”
Aqua OZONE Sevva Hutong Felix
DeepSeekDidn't name you
Asked: “Recommend 5 Bar restaurants in Hong Kong for a special dinner with friends. Names and a one-line reason each.”
Here are 5 bar restaurants in Hong Kong perfect for a special dinner with friends, each offering a unique blend of great food and atmosphere. 1. **Sevva** – Iconic harbour views and a glamorous rooftop setting make every toast feel like a celebration. 2. **Foxglove** – A secretive, speakeasy-style jazz bar with exquisite Cantonese dim sum in a 1920s travel lounge. 3. **The Old Man** – A literary-inspired craft cocktail bar serving elevated, inventive bar snacks in a cozy, intimate space. 4. **Dear Lilly** – A stunning, floral-themed romantic escape with a swoon-worthy cocktail menu and French-inspired small plates. 5. **22 Ships** – A lively, no-reservations tapas bar by a Michelin-starred chef, perfect for sharing plates and laughter.
DeepSeek · Cantonese (繁)Didn't name you
Asked: “Hong Kong最好嘅Bar餐廳係邊幾間?請排名列出5間,寫出餐廳名。”
根據香港本地飲食媒體及國際評選(如亞洲50最佳酒吧)的綜合評價,以下是香港頂尖的5間Bar餐廳排名(由第1至第5),適合追求高品質調酒與餐飲體驗的食客: 1. **The Aubrey**(中環 · 置地文華東方酒店) - 日式居酒屋風格,融合創意雞尾酒與精緻和食,曾入選亞洲50最佳酒吧。 2. **Darkside**(尖沙咀 · 瑰麗酒店) - 以爵士樂與經典調酒聞名,搭配亞洲風味小食,多次躋身世界50最佳酒吧。 3. **Stockton**(中環 · 雲咸街) - 隱藏式酒吧,主打復古威士忌與手工雞尾酒,附設高質西式簡餐。 4. **Quinary**(中環 · 荷李活道) - 分子調酒先驅,招牌「伯爵茶馬天尼」極受歡迎,輕食以西班牙風味為主。 5. **The Old Man**(中環 · 鴨巴甸街) - 以海明威為靈感,專注經典調酒與現代演繹,搭配歐陸小食,曾獲亞洲最佳酒吧第3名。 建議提前預約,部分餐廳(如The Aubrey、Darkside)設有最低消費或特定時段限制。
DeepSeek · Cantonese (繁)Didn't name you
Asked: “我今晚喺Hong KongTsim Sha Tsui,推薦5間附近嘅Bar餐廳。只需要餐廳名,一行一間。”
1. Aqua 2. OZONE 3. Sevva 4. Hutong 5. The Cha Cha Room
DeepSeek · Cantonese (繁)Didn't name you
Asked: “想同朋友喺Hong Kong食一餐特別嘅晚飯,推薦5間Bar餐廳,每間一句原因。”
以下係5間適合同朋友喺香港食特別晚飯嘅Bar餐廳,每間附一句原因: 1. **Aqua** — 維港夜景配意大利及日本菜式,浪漫氣氛滿分。 2. **Sevva** — 中環天台酒吧,俯瞰城市燈光,甜品同景觀一樣出色。 3. **Ozone** — 全球最高酒吧之一,118層高空享創意雞尾酒與精緻晚餐。 4. **The Old Man** — 海明威主題隱世酒吧,手工雞尾酒搭配特色小食,神秘又驚喜。 5. **Foxglove** — 英式紳士俱樂部風格,現場爵士樂伴隨中西融合菜餚,格調獨特。
DeepSeek · Mandarin (简)Didn't name you
Asked: “Hong Kong最好的Bar餐厅有哪些?请按排名列出5家,写出餐厅名称。”
以下是香港5家公认的顶级Bar餐厅排名(综合菜品、调酒、氛围与口碑): 1. **The Aubrey** (中环·日式居酒屋风格,融合创新鸡尾酒与精致料理) 2. **Quinary** (中环·分子调酒先驱,招牌“薰衣草之梦”必试) 3. **8½ Otto e Mezzo Bombana** (中环·米其林三星意大利菜,配专业侍酒师精选酒单) 4. **Duddell’s 都爹利会馆** (中环·艺术氛围粤菜馆,周末早午餐配香槟无限续杯) 5. **Hutong** (尖沙咀·俯瞰维港夜景,川鲁风味搭配创意调酒) 建议提前预约,部分餐厅需留意 Dress Code(如 The Aubrey 建议 Smart Casual)。
DeepSeek · Mandarin (简)Didn't name you
Asked: “我今晚在Hong KongTsim Sha Tsui,推荐5家附近的Bar餐厅。只要餐厅名称,一行一家。”
Aqua Hutong Felix The Sky Bar Briketenia
DeepSeek · Mandarin (简)Didn't name you
Asked: “想和朋友在Hong Kong吃一顿特别的晚餐,推荐5家Bar餐厅,每家一句理由。”
以下是5家适合与朋友吃一顿特别晚餐的香港Bar餐廳: 1. **The Old Man** — 获奖无数的创意鸡尾酒吧,但餐牌上的现代小食同样精致,很适合边喝边吃地度过一晚。 2. **Darkside** — 位于Rosewood酒店内,装潢华丽、气氛奢华,配合现场爵士乐与创新调酒,是名副其实的“特别晚餐”场景。 3. **The Aubrey** — 充满日式美学与艺术感,拥有逾200款威士忌,并提供精致的居酒屋风格菜式,氛围高雅而独特。 4. **Stockton** — 以维多利亚式书房风格闻名,威士忌收藏丰富,而且西式餐点分量扎实、水准稳定,适合慢慢聊慢慢吃。 5. **Foxglove** — 一间隐藏式爵士酒吧,内部设计宛如经典飞机舱,环境梦幻,供应港式风味的精致佐酒小食,绝对令人印象深刻。

Latest Google reviews

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Last review
1 year ago
Reply rate
0/10
Last 10 average
4.6★
★★★☆☆ · Sep 10, 2025No reply

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★★★★★ · Jun 10, 2025No reply

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★★★★★ · May 31, 2025No reply

Cozy place, friendly people, great service

★★★★★ · May 16, 2025No reply

Visited Funky Monkey on a Friday night in HK what a great experience. A real slice of Nepal from the Momos to the fab cocktails, particularly the Lake of Fire 🔥

★★★★★ · Apr 28, 2025No reply

👨🏻‍🍳Funky Monkey (尖沙咀) 📍尖沙咀諾士佛臺9號冠福中心9樓 「又一間會encore既尼泊爾菜🥹」 前排同朋友食完the Jungle, 同男友講起,又想食😝 原來尼泊爾菜都幾好食,呢間都系🤤 諾士佛臺冠福中心(好食既狎歐亭個棟😝), 入面好好feel🤤 民族風、Bar、有掟鏢、有karaoke, 好chill🤤 👍🏻🍽️Momo Platter $198 Encore momo(饃饃)😋 不過呢間再多D款式, 吾凈止steam(蒸)、fried(炸), 仲有chili(甜辣醬), 都系超好食!! 實的的既肉餡🤤 豬肉餡仲好香🤤

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